May 2013
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Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)
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Things Jon Snow Knows
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1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
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Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
I loved her speech at her trial, in which she describes her one “crime” as not...
– Author of the “The Creation of Anne Boleyn” (x) (via queenandmistress)
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What were we talking about? Oh, blow jobs.
– Avery, literally every time we get distracted on skype
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"I bet my laptop is so germ-y" and other things I...
Which of Justin Timberlake’s albums has been the most successful? How is an album’s success defined - profit, critical praise, number of hit singles?
I bet there’s a Thought Catalog article that perfectly surmises the musings I had about womanhood when I zoned out during that Iron & Wine song. I should go find that article, and read all the other articles from the past two weeks in the...
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Me: Have you ever thrown a drink in someone's face?
Mom: (long pause) ... I don't think so. No.
Me: I love how it took you that long to answer.
Mom: I almost ran someone over with a car once, is that worse?
Me: I would say so.
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